When I was little, I wanted to be an ambulance.

My parents named me Jacqueline, but they wanted something shorter to yell, so they started calling me Beth.

I’m a middle child, which means I grew up as my older brother’s punching bag and my little sister’s best friend.

My Myers-Briggs test tells me I make up only 2% of the population with my INFJ personality (spoiler alert: I’m equally ENFJ). 

I met Adam Sandler on the streets of SoHo, I can die happy now.